subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
This is Gabe. Gabe likes car ride
Isn’t Nature is Amazing?!
me: you’re so big
him: that’s just the tip babe
god left a message on the trash can by my dorm halls entrance